I Know Victoria's Secret
braincandy
Lawrenceville, Georgia | Kvinna Letar efter Man
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Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
My photos are recent. I DO look like my photos.
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)
I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)
Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-
Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish
Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)
Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over
Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour
Can write in complete sentences
Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living
Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)
Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling
Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans
Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it
Must be "spongeworthy"
For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)
Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.
Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)
I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)
Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-
Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish
Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)
Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over
Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour
Can write in complete sentences
Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living
Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)
Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling
Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans
Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it
Must be "spongeworthy"
For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)
Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.
Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
Stjärntecken
Fiskarna
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Smal
Min längd är
162 cm
Mina ögon är
Blåa
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Skild
Jag har barn
Ja - inte hemma
Min bästa kroppsdel är
Ögon
Kroppskonst
Skulle aldrig ens tänka tanken
Mitt hår är
Blont
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Hund
Villig att flytta
Ja
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Universitetsexamen
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Heltid
Min specialitet är
Utbildning / Akademiker
Min arbetstitel är
Psychology Teacher/ESOL Teacher
Jag tjänar så här mycket per år
Mellan 450 000 och 600 000 kronor
Jag bor
Ensam
Hemma
Allt är lugnt
Jag är rökare
Nej
Jag dricker
Ja - feströker
Personlighet
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är
Komiker
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Trädgårdsarbete
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Umgås med vänner, Stanna hemma, Prova nya saker, Bio, Tar det lugnt, Läsa en bok
Åsikter
Min religion är
Agnostiker
Jag går i kyrkan
Aldrig
Min humor är
Torr / Sarkastisk
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Dokumentärer
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Komedier, Drama, Dokumentärer
Letar efter
Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Intelligens, Empati, Känslighet, Kvickhet, Omtänksamhet
Vilken form av förhållande söker du?
Hängivenhet