I Know Victoria's Secret
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Lawrenceville, Georgia | Vrouw Op zoek naar een Man
Algemene Informatie
Ik beschrijf mezelf als:
My photos are recent. I DO look like my photos.
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)
I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)
Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-
Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish
Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)
Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over
Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour
Can write in complete sentences
Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living
Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)
Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling
Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans
Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it
Must be "spongeworthy"
For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)
Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.
Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)
I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)
Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-
Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish
Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)
Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over
Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour
Can write in complete sentences
Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living
Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)
Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling
Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans
Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it
Must be "spongeworthy"
For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)
Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.
Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
Sterrenbeeld
Vissen
Uiterlijk & Situatie
Mijn Lichaamstype Is
Dun
Mijn Lengte Is
5' 4 (1.63 m)
Mijn Ogen Zijn
Blauw
Mijn Ethniciteit Is
Blank
Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is
Gescheiden
Ik Heb Kinderen
Ja - Niet Bij Mij Thuis
Mijn Beste Eigenschap Is
Ogen
Body Art
Ik zou er niet eens aan denken
Mijn Haar Is
Blond
Ik heb één of meer van deze
Hond
Ben je bereid te verhuizen?
Ja
Status
Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is
Bachelor
Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is
Voltijd
Mijn specialisatie is
Bouw / Ambacht
Mijn functie is:
Psychology Teacher/ESOL Teacher
Mijn jaarsalaris is:
Tussen de €45.000 en €60.000
Ik Woon
Alleen
Bij mij thuis
Is het lekker rustig
Ik Ben Een Roker
Nee
Ik Drink
Ja - Als ik uitga
Persoonlijkheid
In sociale situaties ben ik
Grappig
Mijn Interesses En Hobbies Zijn
Tuinieren
Mijn idee van een leuke tijd is
Met Vrienden zijn, Thuis blijven, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen, Films, Relaxen, Een boek lezen
Meningen
Mijn Geloof Is
Agnostisch
Ik Ga Naar Diensten
Nooit
Mijn Gevoel Voor Humor Is
Droge Humor / Sarcastisch
Smaak
Op tv kijk ik:
Documentaires
In de bioscoop kijk ik:
Komedie, Drama, Documentair
Zoekt
Wat vind je aantrekkelijk?
Intelligentie, Empathie, Gevoeligheid, Gevatheid, Bedachtzaamheid
Waar ben je naar op zoek?
Vastigheid