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Lawrenceville, Georgia | Mujer Buscando Hombre

Información Básica

Me describiría a mi mismo como
My photos are recent. I DO look like my photos.
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)

I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)

Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-

Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish

Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)

Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over

Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour

Can write in complete sentences

Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living

Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)

Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling

Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans

Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it

Must be "spongeworthy"

For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)

Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.


Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
Signo
Piscis

Apariencia y Situación

Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Delgado
Mi altura es
5' 4 (1.63 m)
Mis ojos son
Azules
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Divorciado
Tengo hijos
Si - No En Casa
Mi Mejor característica es
Ojos
Piercings, tatuajes…
Ni me lo pensaría
Mi pelo es
Rubio/a
Tengo uno o más de estos
Perro
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
Si

Estatus

Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Diploma Universitario
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es
Educación / Academia
Mi trabajo es como
Psychology Teacher/ESOL Teacher
Mi salario anual es de
$45,000USD a $59,999USD
Vivo en
Solo/a
En casa
Todo tranquilo
Soy Fumador
No
Soy Bebedor
Si - Socialmente

Personalidad

Socialmente, me describiría como
Cómico
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Jardineria
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Relajarse, Leer un Libro

Puntos de Vista

Mi religión es
Agnóstico
Voy a la iglesia
Nunca
Mi sentido del humor es
Seco / Sarcástico

Gustos

En la TV, siempre veo
Documentales
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Comedia , Drama , Documentales

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¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Inteligencia, Empatía, Sensibilidad, Ingenio, Detallista
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Comprometido