I Know Victoria's Secret

Je me décrirais comme

My photos are recent. I DO look like my photos.
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)

I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)

Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-

Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish

Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)

Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over

Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour

Can write in complete sentences

Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living

Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)

Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling

Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans

Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it

Must be "spongeworthy"

For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)

Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.


Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook

Signe

Poissons

Ma silhouette est

Mince

Ma taille est

5' 4 (1.63 m)

Mes yeux sont

Bleus

Mon origine ethnique est

Caucasienne

Ma situation maritale est

Divorcé/e

J'ai des enfants

Oui - pas chez moi

Ce que j'ai de mieux

Yeux

Art Corporel

Même pas envisageable

Mes cheveux sont

Blonds

J'en ai 1 ou plus

Chien

Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs

Oui

Mon niveau d'éducation est

Diplôme d'études supérieures

Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est

Plein-temps

Mon domaine de compétence est

Education / Académique

Mon titre de fonction est

Psychology Teacher/ESOL Teacher

J'ai gagné cette année

De 45,000 € à 59,999 €

Je vis

Seul/e

Chez moi

C'est plutôt calme

Je fume

Non

Je bois de l'alcool

Oui - socialement

Socialement, je suis plutôt

Comique

Mes passions et loisirs sont

Jardinage

Un bon moment pour moi c'est

Sortir avec des amis, Rester à la maison, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Me relaxer, Lire

Ma religion c'est

Agnostique

Je vais à la messe

Jamais

Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt

Sarcastique

A la télévision, je regarde

Documentaires

Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours

Comédies, Drames, Documentaires

Que trouvez-vous attirant?

Intelligence, Empathie, Sensibilité, Bon sens, Délicatesse

Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?

Engagement