I Know Victoria's Secret
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Lawrenceville, Georgia | Kobieta Szukam Mężczyzna
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My photos are recent. I DO look like my photos.
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)
I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)
Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-
Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish
Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)
Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over
Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour
Can write in complete sentences
Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living
Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)
Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling
Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans
Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it
Must be "spongeworthy"
For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)
Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.
Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)
I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)
Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-
Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish
Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)
Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over
Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour
Can write in complete sentences
Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living
Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)
Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling
Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans
Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it
Must be "spongeworthy"
For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)
Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.
Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
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Ryby
Wygląd & Sytuacja
Mój typ budowy
Szczupły
Mój wzrost
5' 4 (163 cm)
Moje Oczy Są
Niebieski
Moje pochodzenie
kaukaskie
Mój Stan Cywilny to
Rozwiedziony
Mam Dzieci
Tak - Poza Domem
Moje Najlepsze Zalety To
Oczy
Budowa Ciała
Nawet Bym o Tym Nie Rozmawiał
Moje Włosy Są
Blond
Mam Jedną Lub Więcej Z Tych Rzeczy
Pies
Jestem Skłonny Do Przeprowadzki
Tak
Status
Mój Poziom Edukacji To
Dyplom Ukończenia Studiów Wyższych
Mój Aktualny Stan Zatrudnienia To
Pełen Etat
Moja Specjalność To
Edukacja/Szkolnictwo Wyższe
Mój Tytuł Zawodowy To
Psychology Teacher/ESOL Teacher
Tyle Zarabiam Rocznie
od $45,000USD do $59,999USD
Mieszkam
Sam/Sama
W Domu
Wszystko Jest w Porządku
Jestem Palaczem
Nie
Piję Alkohol
Tak - Towarzysko
Osobowość
Moje Zachowanie Społeczne Jest
Żartowniś
Moje Zainteresowania I Hobby To
Uprawianie Ogrodu
Mój Pomysł Na Dobrze Spędzony Czas To
Spędzanie Czasu z Przyjaciółmi, Przebywanie w Domu, Próbowanie Nowych Rzeczy, Filmy, Relaks, Czytanie Książki
Poglądy
Moja Religia To
Agnostyk
Uczęszczam w Nabożeństwach
Nigdy
Mój Rodzaj Humoru To
Oschły/Sarkastyczny
Gust, Smak
W Telewizji Zawsze Oglądam
Dokumentalne
Jak Idę Do Kina, To z Reguły Oglądam
Komediowe, Dramatyczne, Dokumentalne
Szukam
Co Jest Dla Ciebie Atrakcyjne?
Inteligencja, Empatia, Wrażliwość, Dowcipny, Troskliwość
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