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braincandy

Lawrenceville, Georgia | Mulher Procurando um Homem

Informação Básica

Me Descreveria Como
My photos are recent. I DO look like my photos.
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)

I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)

Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-

Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish

Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)

Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over

Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour

Can write in complete sentences

Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living

Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)

Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling

Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans

Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it

Must be "spongeworthy"

For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)

Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.


Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
Signo
Peixes

Aparência & Situação

Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Magro
Minha Altura:
1.63 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Azuis
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Divorciado
Com Filhos?
Sim - Não Em Casa
Minha Melhor Característica:
Olhos
Arte no Corpo
Eu Nem Poderia Pensar Nisto
Cor de Cabelo:
Loiro
Animais Que Possuo:
Cachorro
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Sim

Status

Nível Educacional
Diploma Universitário
Ocupação
Tempo Integral
Especialização
Educação / Acadêmica
Meu Título de Trabalho É
Psychology Teacher/ESOL Teacher
Eu Faço Isto Em Um Ano
$45,000USD A $59,999USD
Eu Moro
Sozinho
Em Casa
Tudo Está Calmo
Eu Fumo
Não
Eu Bebo
Sim - Socialmente

Personalidade

Meu Comportamento Social É
Cômico/a
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Jardinagem
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Sair Com Os Amigos, Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema, Relaxar, Ler Um Livro

Vistas

Minha Religião É
Agnóstico
Frequento Serviços
Nunca
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Seco / Sarcástico

Gosto

Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Documentários
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Comédia, Drama, Documentário

À procura de

O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Inteligência, Empatia, Sensibilidade, Espirituoso/a, Consideração Pelos Outros
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Comprometido/a