Happy little grasshopper...
grasshopper34102
Naples, Florida | Femme Cherchant Homme
Informations de base
Je sais parler
Anglais
Je me décrirais comme
Happy little grasshopper in search of industrious ant...
In the condensed version of the Chinese fable, the grasshopper played all day, while the ant worked diligently to provide for the future. I feel that life is too short to beat around the bush; I am looking for a serious, committed, monogamous, rest-of-my-life relationship, with somebody who can afford to entertain me in the style in which I wish to become accustomed. I grew up relatively well off and found that I rather enjoyed it. I like to play and I love expensive toys, especially the Italian ones.
I believe that honesty is the best policy – I’m completely broke and have a bad credit rating. But – I am a really interesting person; I have a great sense of humor (well obviously - take this profile for example), quite intelligent, worldly, well traveled, well educated, know which fork to use at the right time, and the difference between a white and a red wine glass, always reading something, I’m a gourmet cook and love to entertain, passionate gardener, fairly attractive, and I know how to behave myself in public.
I also believe that beggars CAN be choosers! Age is irrelevant, but chemistry and compatibility are a must, after all, the object of this exercise is falling in love. No picture – No deal!! I am not posting a picture of myself on this site at this time, but, I will be happy to send a recent, real picture of myself to your email if you are really interested. You must have a picture available somewhere; I understand that some people may not be in a position to post a picture on a dating site, and that’s okay as long as I can access one somewhere else. It’s not fair if you can see me but I can’t see you.
Please don’t waste your time responding unless you are ready, willing and able to accept the challenge. And, I really don’t care if you think I am being callous, shallow, and self-centered. I’m not a gold digger, I’m a realist – it’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man. I’ve tried being poor – it sucks and I really don’t like!!
And, one last thing - I am not interested in any one night stands, or helping you to cheat on your wife/fiance/girlfriend. Seriously!!
I don’t send out ‘winks', comments or any other kind of message. And don’t be offended if I don’t answer your message, it just means that you are not “the one.” I live in the third street & fifth ave area, so if you are going to be down there and you have a picture, send me a message and I might stop by.
In the condensed version of the Chinese fable, the grasshopper played all day, while the ant worked diligently to provide for the future. I feel that life is too short to beat around the bush; I am looking for a serious, committed, monogamous, rest-of-my-life relationship, with somebody who can afford to entertain me in the style in which I wish to become accustomed. I grew up relatively well off and found that I rather enjoyed it. I like to play and I love expensive toys, especially the Italian ones.
I believe that honesty is the best policy – I’m completely broke and have a bad credit rating. But – I am a really interesting person; I have a great sense of humor (well obviously - take this profile for example), quite intelligent, worldly, well traveled, well educated, know which fork to use at the right time, and the difference between a white and a red wine glass, always reading something, I’m a gourmet cook and love to entertain, passionate gardener, fairly attractive, and I know how to behave myself in public.
I also believe that beggars CAN be choosers! Age is irrelevant, but chemistry and compatibility are a must, after all, the object of this exercise is falling in love. No picture – No deal!! I am not posting a picture of myself on this site at this time, but, I will be happy to send a recent, real picture of myself to your email if you are really interested. You must have a picture available somewhere; I understand that some people may not be in a position to post a picture on a dating site, and that’s okay as long as I can access one somewhere else. It’s not fair if you can see me but I can’t see you.
Please don’t waste your time responding unless you are ready, willing and able to accept the challenge. And, I really don’t care if you think I am being callous, shallow, and self-centered. I’m not a gold digger, I’m a realist – it’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man. I’ve tried being poor – it sucks and I really don’t like!!
And, one last thing - I am not interested in any one night stands, or helping you to cheat on your wife/fiance/girlfriend. Seriously!!
I don’t send out ‘winks', comments or any other kind of message. And don’t be offended if I don’t answer your message, it just means that you are not “the one.” I live in the third street & fifth ave area, so if you are going to be down there and you have a picture, send me a message and I might stop by.
Signe
Scorpion
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Quelques kilos en trop
Ma taille est
5' 2 (1.57 m)
Mes yeux sont
Verts
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Divorcé/e
J'ai des enfants
Oui - pas chez moi
Je veux des enfants
Non
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Cheveux
Art Corporel
Oreilles percées, Tatouages visibles
Mes cheveux sont
Poivres et sel
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Autre
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Oui
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Etudes secondaires incomplètes
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Etudiant/e
Mon domaine de compétence est
Art / Musique / Littérature
Mon titre de fonction est
Artist
Je vis
Seul/e
Chez moi
C'est plutôt calme
Je fume
Oui - mais pas du tabac
Je bois de l'alcool
Oui - socialement
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Normal/e
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Sympa, Observateur, Réservé
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Art & artisanat, Camper, Cuisine, Danse, Dîner , Faire de l'exercice, Jardinage, Apprendre, Films, Musique, Photographie, Jeux de cartes, Lecture, Théâtre, Voyages, Bénévolat
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Aller à un concert, Aller au musée, Se déguiser, Lire, Dormir, Regarder un bon film, Faire de nouvelles expériences
Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait
Nothing special - just meeting to see if we 'click'.
J'ai toujours voulu essayer
Sailing the islands - living on a boat.
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, La personne qu'ils aimeraient être, Cool
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma religion c'est
Croyances spirituelles mais pas religieuses
Je vais à la messe
Jamais
Mon but dans la vie c'est
Not to outlive my money.
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Sarcastique
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Actualités, Drames, Sitcoms
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Science-fiction, Comédies, Romantiques, Adultes
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Musique ambientale, Blues, Classique, Jazz, Rock
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Biographies, Littérature classique, Fantaisie, Fictions, Histoire, Maison & jardin, Mystères, Nature
Mon idée du fun
Anything that gets me out of the house!
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Audace, Beauté, Talents, Humour, Intelligence, Argent, Sensibilité, Spontanéité, Délicatesse, Bon sens
Que recherchez-vous?
I am looking for someone that I have great chemistry with that can afford to go out and play.
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Pote virtuel, Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Relation intime, Engagement