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grasshopper34102

Naples, Florida | Kvinde Søger en Mand

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Jeg beskriver mig selv som
Happy little grasshopper in search of industrious ant...

In the condensed version of the Chinese fable, the grasshopper played all day, while the ant worked diligently to provide for the future. I feel that life is too short to beat around the bush; I am looking for a serious, committed, monogamous, rest-of-my-life relationship, with somebody who can afford to entertain me in the style in which I wish to become accustomed. I grew up relatively well off and found that I rather enjoyed it. I like to play and I love expensive toys, especially the Italian ones.

I believe that honesty is the best policy – I’m completely broke and have a bad credit rating. But – I am a really interesting person; I have a great sense of humor (well obviously - take this profile for example), quite intelligent, worldly, well traveled, well educated, know which fork to use at the right time, and the difference between a white and a red wine glass, always reading something, I’m a gourmet cook and love to entertain, passionate gardener, fairly attractive, and I know how to behave myself in public.

I also believe that beggars CAN be choosers! Age is irrelevant, but chemistry and compatibility are a must, after all, the object of this exercise is falling in love. No picture – No deal!! I am not posting a picture of myself on this site at this time, but, I will be happy to send a recent, real picture of myself to your email if you are really interested. You must have a picture available somewhere; I understand that some people may not be in a position to post a picture on a dating site, and that’s okay as long as I can access one somewhere else. It’s not fair if you can see me but I can’t see you.

Please don’t waste your time responding unless you are ready, willing and able to accept the challenge. And, I really don’t care if you think I am being callous, shallow, and self-centered. I’m not a gold digger, I’m a realist – it’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man. I’ve tried being poor – it sucks and I really don’t like!!

And, one last thing - I am not interested in any one night stands, or helping you to cheat on your wife/fiance/girlfriend. Seriously!!

I don’t send out ‘winks', comments or any other kind of message. And don’t be offended if I don’t answer your message, it just means that you are not “the one.” I live in the third street & fifth ave area, so if you are going to be down there and you have a picture, send me a message and I might stop by.
Underskriv
Scorpio

Udseende & Situation

Min kropstype er
Et par ekstra kilo
Min højde er
157 cm
Mine øjne er
Grøn
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Skilt
Jeg har børn
Ja - ikke hjemme
Jeg vil have børn
Nej
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Hår
Kropsudsmykning
Piercet... Men kun øre(r), Synlig tatovering
Mit hår er
Salt og peber
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Andet
Villig til at flytte
Ja

Status

Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Studerende
Mit speciale er
Kunst / musik / litteratur
Min jobtitel er
Artist
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Alt er roligt
Jeg er ryger
Ja - men ikke tobak
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester

Personlighed

I gymnasiet var jeg
Gennemsnitlig
Min sociale opførsel er
Venlig, Observerende, Reserveret
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Kunst og håndværk, Camping, Madlavning, Dans, Spise til middag, Motion, Havearbejde, Læring, Film, Musik, Fotografering, Kortspil, Læsning, Teater, Rejser, Frivilligt
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum, Klæde sig ud, Læse en bog, Sove, I biografen, Prøve noget nyt
En ideel første date ville være
Nothing special - just meeting to see if we 'click'.
Jeg har altid villet prøve
Sailing the islands - living on a boat.
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, En andre gerne vil være, Cool

Synspunkter

Min religion er
Spirituel, men ikke religiøs
Jeg deltager i tjenester
Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er
Not to outlive my money.
Min form for humor er
Tør / sarkastisk

Smag

I tv ser jeg altid
Nyheder, Dramaer, Sitcoms
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romantik, Voksen
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Ambient, Blues, Klassisk, Jazz, Rock
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Biografi, Klassisk, Fantasy, Fiktion, Historie, Hus og have, Mystik, Natur
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
Anything that gets me out of the house!

Leder efter

Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Skaldethed, Flot udseende, Dygtighed, Humor, Intelligens, Penge, Følsomhed, Spontanitet, Omtanke, Morsom
Hvad leder du efter?
I am looking for someone that I have great chemistry with that can afford to go out and play.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Internetven, Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet