silly fake profile
tutherguy
Yakima, Washington | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
Binary
I Would Describe Myself As
i actually met a real nice woman so i made my profile as silly and useless as i could.
Sign
Gemini
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slim
My Height Is
4' 6 (1.37 m)
My Eyes Are
Gray
My Ethnicity Is
Middle Eastern
My Marital Situation Is
Separated
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Feet
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These
Bird, Fish, Rodent
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Unemployed
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
monkey mastubator specialist
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
With Parent(s)
At Home
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Teachers Pet
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Dancing, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be
jumping out of an airplane
I've Always Wanted To Try
not answering questions.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Perfect
Views
My Religion Is
Scientology
I Attend Services
Every Day
My Political Views Are
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
sleep
My Kind Of Humor Is
Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Romance, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
I'm A Recording Artist, I Don't Like Music
When I Read, I Always Read
Erotica, Instructional, Technical, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is
staring at a white ceiling
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Intimate