still confused

Jeg taler

Engelsk, Italiensk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

Firstly i am not a complete idiot as parts of me are missing and now that we have established that,If you are looking for someone who likes to jump tall buildings in a single bound or who can run faster than a speeding bullet or is more powerful than a locomotive or who can reach new heights forget it its not me as i can barely climb a small fence and after i had my knee replaced all i can manage a slow limp and i hate heights and beside the men who can do all of that are either married or gay!. I don't like the idea of camping as my belief is that we have evolved since the cave man era and that's why there are 5 star motels with spa and room service and no mozzies and i luv the idea of a flushing toilet and not bark against my tush. (hey its delicate ok?)
Oh whats with all these people who like to go walking down at the beach as i never see them so r they invisible? or is my eyesight that bad as the beaches must be crowded 24/7 from everyone who is walking along the coast. Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be real !
I am a 57 yr.old man and my body is my temple.
Unfortunately it has been condemned by the board of health and good taste .This occurred when i went in for a full body make over and they gave me this rental and then sold my body to Arnold (and he never came back) and my face to Brad Pitt and they took my 6 pack and left me with a kegg. And when i was born i didn't get hit by the ugly branch but got attacked by the whole dammed Forest! What luck hey!

Underskriv

Aquarius

Min kropstype er

Et par ekstra kilo

Min højde er

170 cm

Mine øjne er

Brun

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Skilt

Jeg har børn

Ja - ikke hjemme

Jeg vil have børn

Nej

Kropsudsmykning

Ville ikke engang overveje det

Mit hår er

Salt og peber

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Hund

Villig til at flytte

Nej

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Lidt af universitetet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Pensioneret

Mit speciale er

Andet

Jeg bor

Alene

Hjemme

Alt er roligt

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Nej

I gymnasiet var jeg

Udstødt

Min sociale opførsel er

Venlig, Komisk

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Familie, Musik, Tv, Film, Internet, Dans, Madlavning, Biler, Frivilligt, Computer

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Shoppe, Være hjemme, I biografen, Afslappende, Tv

En ideel første date ville være

coffee

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, Cool, Fræk, Fjollet

Min religion er

Katolik

Jeg deltager i tjenester

Aldrig

Mit mål i livet er

to grow old disgracefully

Min form for humor er

Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet

I tv ser jeg altid

Nyheder, Tegnefilm, Dramaer, Sitcoms, Film

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentar, Familie, Animation, Thriller, Voksen

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Rock, Pop

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Computer, Erotik

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

walking hand in hand anywhere

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Morsom, Flirtende, Spontanitet, Følsomhed, Humor, Omtanke, Intelligens, Passivitet

Hvad leder du efter?

someone smarter than me which shouldnt be difficult

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Ven, Dato, Intim