still confused

I Can Speak

English, Italian

I Would Describe Myself As

Firstly i am not a complete idiot as parts of me are missing and now that we have established that,If you are looking for someone who likes to jump tall buildings in a single bound or who can run faster than a speeding bullet or is more powerful than a locomotive or who can reach new heights forget it its not me as i can barely climb a small fence and after i had my knee replaced all i can manage a slow limp and i hate heights and beside the men who can do all of that are either married or gay!. I don't like the idea of camping as my belief is that we have evolved since the cave man era and that's why there are 5 star motels with spa and room service and no mozzies and i luv the idea of a flushing toilet and not bark against my tush. (hey its delicate ok?)
Oh whats with all these people who like to go walking down at the beach as i never see them so r they invisible? or is my eyesight that bad as the beaches must be crowded 24/7 from everyone who is walking along the coast. Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be real !
I am a 57 yr.old man and my body is my temple.
Unfortunately it has been condemned by the board of health and good taste .This occurred when i went in for a full body make over and they gave me this rental and then sold my body to Arnold (and he never came back) and my face to Brad Pitt and they took my 6 pack and left me with a kegg. And when i was born i didn't get hit by the ugly branch but got attacked by the whole dammed Forest! What luck hey!

Sign

Aquarius

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Other

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Cooking, Cars, Volunteering, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going Shopping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

coffee

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

My Religion Is

Catholic

I Attend Services

Never

My Goal In Life Is

to grow old disgracefully

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Pop

When I Read, I Always Read

Computers, Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

walking hand in hand anywhere

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

someone smarter than me which shouldnt be difficult

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate