Gotta Laugh

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

In my past life I was a Copywriter in radio, press and tv, managed our office equipment business, and owned a travel agency, not all at the same time lol. I was the primary care giver to our children too and, yes, I was that annoying Mum on tuckshop roster, P&F committee member, volunteer gofer, fete organised, fund raising super star etc and generally enjoyed embarrassing my kids; good times.
My two children are now adults and I have 3 glorious grandbabies. I am sort-of retired and am still studying ..... why ..... because I can. I have travelled extensively overseas but would love to see more of Oz. Watching you try to put the little white ball in the little hole, saying you look good in lycra, jumping out of aeroplanes or free-falling, backwards down a steep mountain are not on my bucket list. Corny stuff like watching a sunset on the beach (yes, ok, fish & chips!!), Sunday drives to discover little country towns (+ pub lunch), live theatre, movies, music concerts (hope they release more Eagles tickets), bit of a bop or dinner at the local Thai are all excellent choices for me. I am ABLE to do the formal ‘meet & greets’ however I’m a tad ‘poshed-out’ and much prefer the K.I.S.S. approach these days. The two things I absolutely require are 1) robust banter and 2) laughter.
See I’m easily pleased ...... or ..... (drum roll) ...... AM I????

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 5 (1.65 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Student

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Nerd

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Theater

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

I realise this confession will shock some of you but I DON’T DRINK COFFEE!! I know, I’m a rebel!!! I’m a tea only gal but the Coffee Club does allow us restricted entrance if we are verwy, verwy quiet.

I've Always Wanted To Try

4 wheel driving

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy, Romance, Drama

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, Humor, Reference

My Idea Of Fun Is

Laughing … at anything.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

No skinny metro, gender vague males for me please. I like a man to look like a man. I don’t care to discuss your man scaping preferences, you are NOT to be prettier than me and, PLEASE, if you have decided you look good in a man-bun let’s just assume our life choices will clash.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Intimate