ironic humour

I Can Speak

English, Other

I Would Describe Myself As

am serious but enjoy laughing when its REALLY funny. independant in nature and pursuasion. intelligent, witty. arty. resourceful and confident. sophisticated. i live in south africa, in an area where climate is mild (can't abide winters & the heavy clothing incidental to it.) relocation to similar climatic conditions preferable. my pic is about 6 but will last till i get another

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 4 (1.63 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Lips

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Auburn / Red

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

My Job Title Is

freelance graphic artist & webdeveloper

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Gardening, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Clubbing / Bars, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

getting to know you 1-on-1 over a glass of wine & some food on a balmy summer's eve on a balcony overlooking the ocean

I've Always Wanted To Try

snorkeling / scuba. speaking an unknown language. sailing my own yacht (motorpowered). grand prix-style racing. being raunchy and getting away with it.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

hey, i don't bug you so don't bug me. let's just get along nicely till it's all over

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Pop, Jazz, Ambient, Dance, Reggae

When I Read, I Always Read

Fiction, Home & Garden, Humor, Mystery, Satire, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

sundowners on the porch listening to the ocean (I live within earshot)
my work
people with whom i can let my hair down
reading
visiting / discovering new places
visiting up a storm with pals over a plate of good food
my fist cuppa in the morning

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Money, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

you got this far and you still don't know? hmmm..., honesty & integrity are good! so too is above average intelligence. myself, i'm so honestly transparent you should keep me away from your pokergames. also stir in that all important sense of humour, combine with strong appreciation of wit and irony, so heated arguments may be easily diffused. someone openminded, sympathetic and empathetic and tolerant of a broad spectrum of differences in others. someone who doesn't expect (unobtainable / unattainable) perfection. someone who can strongly appreciate the artistry in absolutely anything, including in something as cerabral and abstract as maths / science. after all, wasn't it the greatest artist of all time who in fact mathematically and scientifically engineered the realisation of this very planet and all it contains and then set it in its own place among the rest of the constellations?
a deep thinking man sensitive to all the above, will sommer steal my heart. oh yes, just between

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate, Committed