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newyorkmags
Paignton, United Kingdom | Mulher Procurando um Homem
Informação Básica
Me Descreveria Como
Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
Signo
Peixes
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Mediano
Minha Altura:
1.63 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Azuis
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Divorciado
Com Filhos?
Sim - Não Em Casa
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não
Cor de Cabelo:
Loiro
Status
Ocupação
Tempo Integral
Especialização
Finança / Comércio
Eu Moro
Sozinho
Eu Fumo
Sim - Socialmente
Eu Bebo
Sim - Socialmente
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Inteligente
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Ler, Música, Filmes, Internet, Família, Viajar
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Sair Com Os Amigos, Festas, Ir Às Compras, Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema, Relaxar, Dormi, Ler Um Livro, TV
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria
Something out of the ordinary!
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar
Walking barefoot along the tideline at daybreak
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Amigável, Alguém Com Quem as Outras Pessoas Queiram Estar, Legal, Maroto
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Não Religioso
Meu Objetivo na Vida É
To know that I've lived it fully
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Notícias, Documentários, Dramas, Filmes
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ação, Comédia, Romance, Drama, Família, Terror, Suspense
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Sertaneja, Rock, Pop, Ambiente, Dance, Soul
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Quadrinhos, Ficção, Terror, Humor, Mistério
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Inteligência, Humor, Sensibilidade, Espontaneidade, Espirituoso/a