Happy little grasshopper...

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Happy little grasshopper in search of industrious ant...

In the condensed version of the Chinese fable, the grasshopper played all day, while the ant worked diligently to provide for the future. I feel that life is too short to beat around the bush; I am looking for a serious, committed, monogamous, rest-of-my-life relationship, with somebody who can afford to entertain me in the style in which I wish to become accustomed. I grew up relatively well off and found that I rather enjoyed it. I like to play and I love expensive toys, especially the Italian ones.

I believe that honesty is the best policy – I’m completely broke and have a bad credit rating. But – I am a really interesting person; I have a great sense of humor (well obviously - take this profile for example), quite intelligent, worldly, well traveled, well educated, know which fork to use at the right time, and the difference between a white and a red wine glass, always reading something, I’m a gourmet cook and love to entertain, passionate gardener, fairly attractive, and I know how to behave myself in public.

I also believe that beggars CAN be choosers! Age is irrelevant, but chemistry and compatibility are a must, after all, the object of this exercise is falling in love. No picture – No deal!! I am not posting a picture of myself on this site at this time, but, I will be happy to send a recent, real picture of myself to your email if you are really interested. You must have a picture available somewhere; I understand that some people may not be in a position to post a picture on a dating site, and that’s okay as long as I can access one somewhere else. It’s not fair if you can see me but I can’t see you.

Please don’t waste your time responding unless you are ready, willing and able to accept the challenge. And, I really don’t care if you think I am being callous, shallow, and self-centered. I’m not a gold digger, I’m a realist – it’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man. I’ve tried being poor – it sucks and I really don’t like!!

And, one last thing - I am not interested in any one night stands, or helping you to cheat on your wife/fiance/girlfriend. Seriously!!

I don’t send out ‘winks', comments or any other kind of message. And don’t be offended if I don’t answer your message, it just means that you are not “the one.” I live in the third street & fifth ave area, so if you are going to be down there and you have a picture, send me a message and I might stop by.

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 2 (1.57 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Hair

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

Other

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Student

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

Artist

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - But Non Tobacco

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Observant, Reserved

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading, Theater, Travel, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Sleeping, The Movies, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Nothing special - just meeting to see if we 'click'.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Sailing the islands - living on a boat.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

Not to outlive my money.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Dramas, Situation Comedies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Ambient, Blues, Classical, Jazz, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Mystery, Nature

My Idea Of Fun Is

Anything that gets me out of the house!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

I am looking for someone that I have great chemistry with that can afford to go out and play.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed