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Lawrenceville, Georgia | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
My photos are recent. I DO look like my photos.
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)
I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)
Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-
Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish
Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)
Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over
Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour
Can write in complete sentences
Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living
Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)
Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling
Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans
Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it
Must be "spongeworthy"
For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)
Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.
Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters who are now grown and out of my nest, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)
I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)
Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE-
Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish
Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)
Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over
Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour
Can write in complete sentences
Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living
Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)
Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling
Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans
Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it
Must be "spongeworthy"
For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)
Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.
Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
Sign
Pisces
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slim
My Height Is
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Education / Academic
My Job Title Is
Psychology Teacher/ESOL Teacher
I Make This Much In A Year
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Gardening
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Comedy, Drama, Documentary
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Empathy, Sensitivity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Committed