Lonely Man Seeks Anything
applestheclown
Oldcastle, Ontario | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Urdu, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As
I used to be a professinal clown but threw my hips out getting out of the tiny car. Now I fill my time with the whines of cats and the thrill of periodical delivery.
Sign
Cancer
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slim
My Height Is
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are
Green
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Butt
Body Art
Belly Button Ring, Fanged, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Bird
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is
Paper Man!
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Pet(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Gardening
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Staying At Home, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Me. You. 24 Sack. White Castle. Maybe my foldout futon later? ;)
I've Always Wanted To Try
-"Just for a minute" - I've heard some kids talking about it at work, its some kind of game.
-Tar Rolling
-The Abe Lincoln
-Cherry Cheesecake
-Tar Rolling
-The Abe Lincoln
-Cherry Cheesecake
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
My Religion Is
Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
Well its pretty complicated, one day I'd like to open a clown "college" so I can share my passion for clowning with others. But to do that I'd like to become a manager at my lifelong career at the restaurant I work at, I've been here since I was 13, and well let's just say thats a long time. One day I hope to make it out of the dish pit (dishwashing you see), because a senior dishwasher doesn't make that much money. But we'll see maybe you can help me?
My Kind Of Humor Is
Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Family, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is
There's nothing more fun to me than spending a Tuesday afternoon cruising around for garage sales and cheap flea markets. There's something mystical about trying to find a trinket amongst other peoples garbage. I never seem to find much, but boy do I enjoy complaining about the cost of used and abused stuff. I've collected a lot over the years, infact its kind of taking over my semi-detached trailer, so maybe in a twist of irony i will one day too have a garage sale, although I have no garage. I also enjoy working on my sweet ride, a 2000 Pontiac Montana. I'm currently trying to take the horn out to replace with an ice cream truck music machine, should be a fun winter...
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Empathy, Oddities, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Date, Intimate