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English

I Would Describe Myself As

Desperately unhappy, lonely, moody, crabby, intellectually challenged 5 foot 11, 218kg garden gnome recently released from mental health facility SEEKS drop dead gorgeous, tall dark and devilishly Beautiful woman, White fairy to speed up on her massive tinker bell magic dust and scoop me up into famine arms and whisk me off to her obnoxiously large mansion with heaps of servants to look after me every need and whim...
Okay , seriously though... A little about me:
I am honest to a fault, love family and friends. I am passionate about everything I do in life. I have an inquiring mind and love stimulating conversation about almost any topic. I value honesty, integrity and loyalty. I have a sense of humor, can laugh at myself and find the funny side of most situations.
I can handle any situation from being covered in mud on my mountain bike to Black Tie, from fancy dress Party , from jeans and a T-shirt and shorts .
I am a one woman man and OUTRAGEOUS flirt, but only with MY woman. I am incredibly affectionate and love to show it, anywhere, anytime. I am not the jealous type, but am very possessive and like my woman to be the same. If you are with me and I am with you EVERYONE must know it.
I set high standards for myself and do enjoy the finer things in life. . I would rather share a quiet intimate dinner with stimulating conversation, than a loud party, but the occasional wild party on the dance floor with my gorgeous woman who knows how to move her body can really rock my world!
I have reached a point . Now I want to enjoy everything that this physical life here on earth has to offer and it has plenty to offer! I want someone exceptional to share this part of the journey with. Someone who will still want to walk down the beach holding hands like teenagers when we're 80 something! not scared to show Affection at any time.

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Butt

My Hair Is

Grey

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Sales / Marketing

My Job Title Is

Buyer/sales/coasting/designing

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Socially

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Dining, Sports, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Cooking, Playing Cards

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Would be having coffee and see if we connect and take it from there

I've Always Wanted To Try

Wanted to bungie jump from Victory falls

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Seventh-Day Adventist

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Very Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

To achieve the best I can in becoming finical Free freedom and to be with some who will love me for who I am

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Classical, Industrial, Dance, Reggae, Gospel

When I Read, I Always Read

Business, Music, Nature, Religious, Sports

My Idea Of Fun Is

Loving Nature going for walks, chatting playing games going dancing having dinner

What Do You Find Attractive?

Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

Looks,body,face hair legs speech, eyes

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed