Nothing ventured nothing gained

Je sais parler

Anglais

Je me décrirais comme

I’d rather have my wisdom teeth extracted through my ears than write this. Okay… here goes. My good traits are that I’m intelligent… notice I didn’t say smart …(but did you ever read a profile where someone said they were dumb as a stick?). I have a nice sense of humor usually but periodically it borders on plain foolishness. I would like it if my partner understood some of my jokes without me having to draw pictures. However, drawing pictures is okay too because I have a little artist in me (actually he’s very short and ugly, much like my photo, but does decent work sometimes). Over the years, I’ve learned how to fix most things that are mechanical and/or electrical without having too many parts left over. In High school, my major was girls. College was different. There I earned my BSEE and I think that stands for Extraordinary Effort or Electrical Engineer… I can’t remember which one. If you have a preconceived idea of what an electrical engineer is, please disregard it because I am not that person. I’m easy going generally. Very little bothers me and nothing irritates me enough to lose my cool except crooked politicians and thieves… (but, that’s a bit redundant isn’t it?). I do hate the little stickers that are permanently stuck on fruit. I can’t get them off and end up eating them. I frankly don’t know if the stickers have roots into the fruit or some magical cement that keeps them stuck. Have we arrived at this point in our lives that we need stickers to tell us what kind of apple we’re eating? Besides who cares? Long ago I learned the difference between an apricot and a watermelon without the help of stickers.

Signe

Vierge

Ma silhouette est

Normale

Ma taille est

5' 7 (1.7 m)

Mes yeux sont

Noisettes

Mon origine ethnique est

Caucasienne

Ma situation maritale est

Divorcé/e

J'ai des enfants

Oui - pas chez moi

Je veux des enfants

Non

Ce que j'ai de mieux

Nombril

Art Corporel

Même pas envisageable

Mes cheveux sont

Châtains

J'en ai 1 ou plus

Pas d'animaux

Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs

Non

Mon niveau d'éducation est

Diplôme universitaire

Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est

Retraité/e

Je vis

Seul/e

Chez moi

C'est plutôt calme

Je fume

Non

Je bois de l'alcool

Oui - socialement

Au lycée, j'étais un/e

Clown de la classe

Socialement, je suis plutôt

Sympa

Mes passions et loisirs sont

Art & artisanat, Internet

Un bon moment pour moi c'est

Sortir avec des amis, Faire de nouvelles expériences

Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait

Coffee or perhaps lunch

Mes amis me décrivent comme

Sympa

Ma religion c'est

Chrétien

Je vais à la messe

Une fois par an

Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt

Intelligent, Neuneu

A la télévision, je regarde

Actualités, Sitcoms, Films

Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours

Comédies

Que trouvez-vous attirant?

Beauté, Humour, Intelligence, Sensibilité

Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?

Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous