Nothing ventured nothing gained

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I’d rather have my wisdom teeth extracted through my ears than write this. Okay… here goes. My good traits are that I’m intelligent… notice I didn’t say smart …(but did you ever read a profile where someone said they were dumb as a stick?). I have a nice sense of humor usually but periodically it borders on plain foolishness. I would like it if my partner understood some of my jokes without me having to draw pictures. However, drawing pictures is okay too because I have a little artist in me (actually he’s very short and ugly, much like my photo, but does decent work sometimes). Over the years, I’ve learned how to fix most things that are mechanical and/or electrical without having too many parts left over. In High school, my major was girls. College was different. There I earned my BSEE and I think that stands for Extraordinary Effort or Electrical Engineer… I can’t remember which one. If you have a preconceived idea of what an electrical engineer is, please disregard it because I am not that person. I’m easy going generally. Very little bothers me and nothing irritates me enough to lose my cool except crooked politicians and thieves… (but, that’s a bit redundant isn’t it?). I do hate the little stickers that are permanently stuck on fruit. I can’t get them off and end up eating them. I frankly don’t know if the stickers have roots into the fruit or some magical cement that keeps them stuck. Have we arrived at this point in our lives that we need stickers to tell us what kind of apple we’re eating? Besides who cares? Long ago I learned the difference between an apricot and a watermelon without the help of stickers.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Belly Button

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Internet

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Coffee or perhaps lunch

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Year

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy

What Do You Find Attractive?

Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date