I'm not NUDE ... I'm in my swim suit !
LongKisserFred
Keyes, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Christopher
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
A Man who can make you laugh and if you are naughty or frisky do all the other things needed to see to it you are well taken care of ...if you know what I'm talking about ? Just be honest and tell me if you are in need of my assistance ? If so, wear one of your pretty dresses. I'm not NUDE ... I'm in my swim suit. Lol.
Sign
Pisces
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Scarred
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Retired
My Job Title Is
C.E.O. of DC's Cleaning Service
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
getting to know you by talking, hugging maybe kissing, shy. making you laugh ? asking her what she wants to do next after I have talked a lot.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Building a private room where any thing can and will happen ... You know I did just that. Want and go see it ? It has all the stuff needed for our special fun and it's own potty and even T.P. Times a wasting.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is
To be the Master of the Kinky Lifestyle and teach women what it is really all about by them learning my SAFE HAND SIGNALS. If your butt has too much pain from a whip how do you tell wipee to stop if you have a red ball in your mouth ? and a blindfold over your eyes ?
My Kind Of Humor Is
Friendly, Goofy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Soul, Gospel, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read
Auto-biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Home & Garden, Humor, Mystery, Religious, Science Fiction, Romance, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
making her laugh or cry for being naughty or frisky before her time.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Obedience, can make me laugh, great cook, sexy dresser, frisky all the time.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other